You have entered the Congelata Chronicles.

He is not what he seems.

His kindness is a ruse. He may seem good but this is a mere FRONT! and I believe this will be shown fast.

We all know Congelata has recently turned a "new leaf". I ask you: WHY!

The answer? The GALATIC GOVERNMENT HAS HIM WIRETAPPED!

I hope to show you this over the course of the upcoming months

And for some legal disclamers:

The galactic government is not responsible for any sudden changes in anyones behaviours. This is all for entertianemnt purposes.

and if I suddenly go missing? It was the galatic government silencing me.